mnvnjnsn's Diaryland Diary

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2008-03-07 - Movin' on up
2007-09-27 - A little better, but only for now
2007-09-24 - Room 315B
2007-08-02 - Amputate Florida now
2007-07-22 - 56 days without writing and I return for this
2007-05-27 - Spotlight on neuroses
2007-05-14 - Dammit, dammit, dammit
2007-04-25 - Not again
2007-04-23 - Round 2
2007-01-23 - Exeunt
2007-01-08 - Lessons learned from 2007 so far
2006-12-13 - Vignettes, a tad of
2006-12-08 - Not much
2006-12-03 - To whom it may concern
2006-12-01 - Non-sequiturs and pictures
2006-11-21 - Sorry.
2006-11-14 - Boo
2006-10-27 - Grace Cathedral Hill
2006-10-24 - Previews, we got previews.
2006-10-12 - 700 Hobo Names
2006-09-29 - Cans
2006-09-28 - One dress shy of a Section 8
2006-09-26 - La Marche Futile
2006-09-25 - Up with (these and only these) People!
2006-09-22 - Unbe-fucking-lievable
2006-09-21 - OUT, damned tantrum
2006-09-14 - That one guy from the \"Raro\" tribe sounds like Alan Alda
2006-09-08 - Uh,
2006-08-29 - Reptiles and [insert pun on samurai here]
2006-08-23 - Don't marry Forbes editors
2006-08-11 - Your future could be just a phone call away
2006-08-06 - The Visit
2006-08-04 - Questions, Statements and Recommendations
2006-07-31 - Some Fry and a LOT more Laurie
2006-07-29 - Funny how much faster the Dland server is at 3AM
2006-07-25 - I don't have jokes, I've got complaints.
2006-07-19 - Notes from far afield
2006-07-17 - Was this really worth the wait? Probably not.
2006-07-07 - More lists
2006-06-15 - Live report from California
2006-06-12 - Potpouri for five hundred, Trebek.
2006-06-08 - When things really got into a horrible mess
2006-05-30 - Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here?
2006-05-26 - Whine whine whine whine whine
2006-05-22 - Postcard from Vegas
2006-04-28 - When in doubt, point out the obvious and move on
2006-04-17 - I guess everything IS connected!
2006-04-13 - Suffering the cranky
2006-04-11 - Catfinkle
2006-04-05 - A glimpse into the psyche of My Computer
2006-04-02 - \"Isn't it true your mother is a well known WHORE?\"
2006-03-31 - My very own Michael Scott Moment
2006-03-28 - There should be a minimum IQ for internet access
2006-03-27 - Mnvnjnsn, less one cyst.
2006-03-21 - A Return to my Roots
2006-03-13 - Weekend in Las Vegas
2006-03-07 - Tool thinking
2006-03-05 - Keith you, Bill!
2006-03-03 - Don't read me, read this:
2006-03-01 - Do they even *know* how you get those beads?
2006-02-13 - Most people have none, why do I get two?
2006-02-08 - Musical Shadchen
2006-02-03 - Random Friday Facts and Figures
2006-01-30 - I mean, really?
2006-01-27 - That'll do, jackass
2006-01-24 - A Possible Upside to Bush's NSA Powergrab
2006-01-20 - An update and some words of wisdom
2006-01-18 - As close as I'll get to a biological clock
2006-01-11 - Hey, I said, you can keep my things they've come to take me home
2006-01-06 - Edvard Munchousen's Disease
2006-01-03 - lower
2005-12-29 - Cold Water
2005-12-28 - My turn
2005-12-22 - Random acts of judicial activism
2005-12-19 - Forgive me father, for I have cinnabonned
2005-12-13 - Another casualty in the War against Christmas
2005-12-08 - The moment you've all been waiting for
2005-12-07 - Away so long, so long
2005-11-29 - Letter to a Git
2005-11-22 - blah blah blah dullcakes
2005-11-21 - The future at present
2005-11-18 - A letter to my husband
2005-11-17 - Do I have a frog in my hair?
2005-11-16 - Catching up
2005-11-07 - UGH
2005-11-02 - Update, with points awarded.
2005-10-24 - Meme out of nothing at all
2005-10-21 - It's a fact...
2005-10-20 - Road Cringe
2005-10-19 - Glorious and Free...
2005-10-18 - But man, that soup sucked
2005-10-17 - Already, with the complaining
2005-10-13 - No liberal media today...
2005-10-10 - Oy, Day
2005-10-06 - More links to make you mad
2005-10-04 - Brief thoughts with links
2005-09-30 - Friday points of contention
2005-09-28 - Playin' 'possum
2005-09-27 - Guest Entry Today
2005-09-24 - And Mom continues
2005-09-23 - Momism
2005-09-21 - A quick detour to what might have been
2005-09-19 - Genius
2005-09-16 - Someone please photoshop me a picture of this joke
2005-09-14 - It figgures. It just figgures.
2005-09-12 - Помощь бога дети
2005-09-08 - Things that don't equal \"leadership\"
2005-09-07 - Duly noted
2005-09-05 - no time for titles or spellchecks
2005-09-03 - Is it too soon for a 'Katrina and the Waves' reference?
2005-09-02 - I gotta say something
2005-08-28 - This is what happens when I finally, painfully and unequivocally give up.
2005-08-25 - I demand a recount
2005-08-18 - Or is it more of a mantra?
2005-08-17 - Just when I think I can't get any worse, I do.
2005-08-12 - Bad Pringles! No!
2005-08-10 - I am an Illusion
2005-08-09 - Angst-written
2005-08-03 - Caution: Side effects may cause headache, ear ache and DEATH
2005-07-27 - I'm now taking requests
2005-07-26 - Shameless Sister Promotion
2005-07-21 - Once were athletes
2005-07-19 - A question about the point
2005-07-18 - The stupidest bathroom ad ever
2005-07-17 - Here I am, rock you like a...
2005-07-16 - I like apples!
2005-07-14 - Weather Girl
2005-07-13 - Whiny McWhine
2005-07-12 - Boo
2005-07-11 - Second verse, same as the first
2005-07-07 - England's mountains green
2005-07-05 - Listen, you
2005-07-04 - Long weekend update, or not.
2005-06-27 - 2 things
2005-06-22 - Women drivers
2005-06-21 - Click within the next 10 minutes for a bonus second entry
2005-06-21 - Office Space 2: Apocalypse
2005-06-20 - Slow and not very steady
2005-06-18 - Happy happy, joy joy.
2005-06-15 - Wig-Ass-Wackery
2005-06-14 - At least, I hope it's the keyboard
2005-06-13 - Don't stand so close to me
2005-06-11 - A lot of pointing, a lot of clicking today.
2005-06-09 - A return
2005-05-23 - Forgive me, father, for I have sinned...
2005-05-17 - Anything's possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge
2005-05-16 - And here I thought I had nothing to say
2005-05-13 - Beware the tabby with that look in his eye
2005-05-07 - Random sentence completion.
2005-04-29 - Internecine Athletic Squabbles and other Physics
2005-04-25 - A plethora of synonyms and one angry bird
2005-04-20 - How I've been since I got sumped*
2005-03-31 - Missed altogether
2005-03-04 - Still here
2004-12-13 - Vacation's all I ever wanted
2004-11-29 - No hugging and no learning.
2004-11-25 - And on the one day I wear mascara, this happend
2004-11-18 - On napping, and whatnot.
2004-11-15 - Trivial bigotry
2004-11-11 - Try again
2004-11-08 - The pee and the princess
2004-11-04 - They said it, not me
2004-11-03 - -
2004-11-02 - Bright spots
2004-11-01 - The Dreadening
2004-10-26 - He speaks from experience, people
2004-10-22 - Lookit me!
2004-10-22 - Lisztmania
2004-10-14 - \"This goes all the way to the top\"
2004-10-12 - excuses
2004-10-07 - Cheney really is a lizard-alien
2004-10-06 - All hail His Poopiness
2004-10-04 - Back to the basement
2004-10-01 - Ka-BOOM
2004-09-29 - Oh, I'm withering all right
2004-09-28 - Be vewy qwiet. I'm hunting bwain cells!
2004-09-27 - Our laurels, no longer hardy
2004-09-26 - Phoning this one in
2004-09-24 - General Admission Patton
2004-09-21 - So, guess what?
2004-09-18 - Sure, the books are free, but...
2004-09-16 - Skittles truly are a perfect food
2004-09-14 - Hey hey hey-- take it outside!
2004-09-12 - Though we die, La Resistance lives on
2004-09-03 - What'll you have?
2004-09-01 - Still haven't finished the Swift book-- but People and EW are taken care of!
2004-08-24 - Snapping good poetry
2004-08-22 - My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
2004-08-18 - I'm still pissed about the job thing
2004-08-15 - Thoughts on Various Subjects
2004-08-13 - The Cretin wins!
2004-08-09 - Triumph
2004-08-06 - Hunting for bitches
2004-08-04 - Thank you, Montecore
2004-08-03 - Woe is me!
2004-08-02 - It's so motherfucking descriptive
2004-08-01 - It's art.. wrapped in plaaastic
2004-07-30 - Deep thoughts without Jack Handey
2004-07-29 - Hire me, please-- I need something to write about
2004-07-28 - Regrets? I've had a few...
2004-07-26 - I cannot WAIT for next Monday
2004-07-23 - That which does not kill us makes us crankier
2004-07-21 - Hyenas...Anchorman audiences...Things that laugh!!!
2004-07-19 - Perhaps the lamest entry in all the land
2004-07-16 - She's only doing it for the thank you note
2004-07-14 - I don't know why I'm writing about this. I should be out watching Anchorman right now
2004-07-13 - Masterpiece Theatre it's not
2004-07-08 - With so many lightyears to go...
2004-07-06 - I gotta get out of this place
2004-07-06 - The alderman denied the allegations
2004-07-01 - Booked!
2004-06-30 - Candle in the Wind
2004-06-29 - [Insert 'it came back to bite me the ass' pun here]
2004-06-27 - Thomas Hobbes was talking about George W. Bush
2004-06-24 - Cipro... through the tulips...
2004-06-23 - Too much rock, not enough roll.
2004-06-18 - Now I really want a drink
2004-06-15 - Hi guys!
2004-06-13 - A Word of Warning
2004-06-10 - Oh, the backtalk I get
2004-06-08 - Contra-Indications
2004-06-07 - I'm updating my resume!
2004-06-05 - So, how's married life treatin' ya?
2004-06-03 - I am now officially a cranky old hag.
2004-06-01 - I disagree.
2004-05-28 - One Pope, Two Pope, Red Pope, Blue Pope
2004-05-27 - Comparisons
2004-05-25 - Cause and effect
2004-05-22 - Tell VH-1 I've had the best week ever!
2004-05-14 - BlogDonald
2004-05-12 - We are not amused
2004-05-11 - Lovely
2004-05-10 - Outbitch, Outwhine, Outposture
2004-05-08 - Fucking fuckers.
2004-05-05 - CrappyManagement.com
2004-05-03 - I stand on guard for thee
2004-04-30 - Bitter entry #521
2004-04-29 - The one where I reminisce
2004-04-28 - Gloria in Excelsis
2004-04-27 - Morale, office and home
2004-04-23 - The cranky bride
2004-04-22 - We sure did
2004-04-14 - Oh, you Canada, you.
2004-04-09 - Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
2004-04-07 - Putting the freedom of press to use
2004-04-06 - Fucking TV
2004-04-05 - Useless update
2004-03-31 - Sunshine...in my pill box....makes me happy...
2004-03-25 - Thank god for video game violence
2004-03-24 - FCC you
2004-03-23 - Totally worse than the narrator from Unsolved History
2004-03-22 - There's Scrooge, there's Grinch, and then there's Her
2004-03-18 - Asshat overload
2004-03-17 - When in doubt, list stuff
2004-03-15 - Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits
2004-03-12 - Bouncing Baby Beerbelly
2004-03-11 - Eternal droning from a mindless slob
2004-03-08 - This is what happens when there's nothing to write about
2004-03-05 - Yeah, but after my first one I'll probably just go home.
2004-03-03 - My Political Boyfriend
2004-03-02 - Shooting marbles with frogs
2004-03-01 - Monday meh
2004-02-27 - A good ending to a crappy week
2004-02-26 - Jeg ikke i Norge, damnit.
2004-02-23 - Dreams and pipe dreams
2004-02-20 - Say what?
2004-02-19 - At least I didn't spend it on Bud Lite
2004-02-17 - LIke Mozart, he is
2004-02-12 - The wall has been hit
2004-02-11 - Guy in Vest: Himself.
2004-02-10 - Hardwood floor and breakfast - now open for business.
2004-02-09 - The boob heard 'round the world
2004-02-04 - It's random thought Wednesday!
2004-02-02 - Slave to the Crest Cavity Creeps
2004-01-30 - *squawk* She took the easy way out! *Squawk*!
2004-01-29 - This little piggy went to marketing
2004-01-27 - A case of the leg warmers calling the headbands stupid
2004-01-26 - Oh say can you see my eyes if you can then my hair's too short
2004-01-26 - Vapid superficial complaints
2004-01-26 - Vapid superficial complaints
2004-01-24 - just breathe
2004-01-23 - Quiztravaganza
2004-01-22 - Hack writing
2004-01-20 - Take this higher co-pay and call me in the morning
2004-01-19 - Our office gets free PopTarts. How about that?
2004-01-16 - The day after (or, how to have a completely grown up night out and be home and in bed by 9pm, even though it's your birthday)
2004-01-15 - My special day
2004-01-14 - Out: 33. In: Old.
2004-01-13 - Usurper, I'll surp that other guy
2004-01-12 - DAAAARHHRAAAJOOOWPHBBBBTH
2004-01-10 - The Norman Conquests
2004-01-09 - Housebound in a winter wonderland
2004-01-08 - Icebound
2004-01-07 - Snowbound
2004-01-06 - The Weather Channel
2004-01-05 - Brrr with a side of damnitscold
2004-01-02 - The A and the E
2003-12-30 - Let it
2003-12-29 - The Gift of the Magi-Indian Giver
2003-12-23 - No xmas tree, just the sap
2003-12-22 - The opportunity for fear
2003-12-19 - White Elephants
2003-12-18 - Rustic Pa
2003-12-17 - Again with the crazy cat lady talk
2003-12-16 - Dumbasses in America
2003-12-15 - Enough with the man-child
2003-12-12 - bland as a tofu marshmallow
2003-12-11 - Look up, look up.
2003-12-09 - Oy, the cursing
2003-12-08 - mmmm...Cranky!
2003-12-05 - Uganda hell, I've gone to lunch
2003-12-04 - Redux
2003-12-03 - Start seeing motorcycles (driving off cliffs in flames)
2003-12-02 - Please, Mr. Postman
2003-12-01 - Family Snapshot
2003-11-27 - A Little Night Train
2003-11-26 - Fight the Scumware
2003-11-25 - Blog for a day
2003-11-24 - The Church of Bob
2003-11-20 - Maybe Emma Thompson will marry me
2003-11-19 - I *heart* the BBC
2003-11-18 - A half-assed commentary on G.W Dufus's trip to London.
2003-11-17 - Pants! Yes, Pants!
2003-11-16 - If only I had a feathered roach clip for my hair
2003-11-14 - Olfactory farming
2003-11-11 - And Time ... is Still Marching On
2003-11-10 - On snacks
2003-11-07 - Mrs. Magoo
2003-11-06 - Quality is job 42
2003-11-05 - On winter and dentistry
2003-11-04 - You should stop with the should statements
2003-11-03 - I don't care what you call it, just stick it on an apple and shut up
2003-10-31 - Boo
2003-10-30 - TMI
2003-10-29 - Dentally challenged
2003-10-28 - Goodbye, Joe.
2003-10-27 - It must be so hard
2003-10-26 - Sweet blood, part I
2003-10-24 - Sk�l!
2003-10-23 - Who put my potential up there?
2003-10-22 - Old Favorites and New Heroes (or, More Than a Cold, Yet Not Quite the Flu)
2003-10-20 - JournalCon update #1
2003-10-16 - Au reservoir
2003-10-15 - Goin' on a holiday...
2003-10-14 - Namass-hole
2003-10-13 - This is where I'm sappy for no reason
2003-10-12 - Go ahead and skip this one.
2003-10-10 - On pants and dirty exercises.
2003-10-09 - Sugar and politics
2003-10-08 - It's over.
2003-10-07 - Emotions I need Emoticons for:
2003-10-06 - Incident on the 5
2003-10-04 - A-fucking-men.
2003-10-03 - I finally got a break, and it's in my car
2003-10-01 - That schnapps hasn't helped yet
2003-09-30 - [Picture of kitty hanging from a bar by its paws]
2003-09-29 - Did you get the memo about the TPS reports?
2003-09-26 - Fear scares me
2003-09-25 - My savior in a tan tablet
2003-09-24 - And nothing but the tooth
2003-09-23 - Kill me now
2003-09-22 - No decent docent
2003-09-19 - Yearrrggh this be all the pirate you're gettin' today, matey
2003-09-16 - Things just pop into my head
2003-09-15 - My god, I guess I really am a 50 year old mama's boy
2003-09-14 - A sorry state.
2003-09-12 - Ow. Stop it. Ow.
2003-09-11 - How to have a classic insulin reaction
2003-09-10 - This is what I've been doing lately
2003-09-09 - postcard
2003-09-04 - Queer guy for the straight teeth
2003-09-03 - Again, a tour inside
2003-09-02 - The Horror
2003-09-01 - !*$^(@%
2003-08-30 - On snacks and saccharine
2003-08-29 - Crappity crap crap crap
2003-08-28 - The Clues
2003-08-27 - Shake your coconuts
2003-08-26 - Stop passing out sideways
2003-08-25 - Art
2003-08-24 - New pants
2003-08-24 - What dreams may come
2003-08-23 - Sabado cinco.
2003-08-22 - Should I take the belly dancing class? To go with my drinking?
2003-08-21 - um...you know...
2003-08-20 - Dark
2003-08-19 - NarcAnon, here I [don't] come!
2003-08-18 - Estelle Addendum
2003-08-18 - The stars at night, they shine so bright...
2003-08-17 - Cause and Effect
2003-08-16 - The aftermath
2003-08-15 - Shaking
2003-08-14 - To Mn Fucking Vnjnsn
2003-08-14 - Jackasses moving my favorite cheese
2003-08-13 - Short and sweet
2003-08-12 - Sighting?
2003-08-11 - Ooh! Interview!
2003-08-07 - Tiny bits of tid
2003-08-06 - Breaking up with my Mother
2003-08-05 - I'm pale, so what?
2003-08-04 - Oh, no.
2003-08-01 - pharmaceutical addendum
2003-07-31 - I was hoping for viking pOrn, but it's just a virus.
2003-07-30 - Intelligient Television, Listen to George Plimpton!
- Rings, glorious Rings
2003-07-29 - I got no memory of anything
2003-07-28 - Little packets of catch-up
2003-07-27 - update
2003-07-25 - Night of the half-wit
2003-07-24 - What Not to Do
2003-07-23 - Shhhhhhhhh
2003-07-22 - Keep your hands and arms inside the car, and no smoking please.
2003-07-21 - She whispers \"buh-buh-buh\" means Monster B...
2003-07-21 - I have no idea what's goin' on.
2003-07-20 - Does this make my butt look big?
2003-07-18 - Deep five
2003-07-17 - Score
2003-07-16 - Inner workings
2003-07-15 - Notes from the ER
2003-07-14 - Low
2003-07-13 - A day near the Roxburys
2003-07-12 - Avast array of topics today
2003-07-11 - No romans, no countrymen
2003-07-10 - It hurts
2003-07-09 - Slowing down
2003-07-08 - The firemen and Baldy
2003-07-07 - Crutch
2003-07-06 - Anniverse-ary
2003-07-05 - All in Orange County should read this
2003-07-04 - American holiday
2003-07-03 - Apple Pie and Chevrolet
2003-07-02 - The Enemy Within, the buddy in Georgia
2003-07-01 - Upper Management
2003-06-30 - Hurry up
2003-06-28 - Whatever
2003-06-26 - kitty
2003-06-24 - Nobel
2003-06-23 - answer to the most important question
2003-06-20 - Hillbilly Heroin
2003-06-19 - Bear
2003-06-18 - Hot Dog
2003-06-17 - Mama, these for you!
2003-06-16 - Random acts of crap
2003-06-14 - Why I love him so
2003-06-13 - El Viernes Cinco
2003-06-12 - product placement
2003-06-11 - Reviews-a-go-go
2003-06-10 - Act now and receive this beautiful porcelain dalmatian sculpture free!
2003-06-09 - Small chickens and now, monkeys!
2003-06-08 - The in-laws
2003-06-06 - Ah, love
2003-06-05 - AFV lost out again
2003-06-04 - Concertgoing
2003-06-03 - Recipe for the disaster that is me
2003-06-02 - St. George and the Dragon
2003-05-30 - disappointment and anticipation
2003-05-29 - This thin drugged line
2003-05-28 - Future stand-up routine
2003-05-27 - Stolen facts from A to Z
2003-05-26 - In Memoriam
2003-05-24 - Dull dull dull dull dull
2003-05-23 - *sigh* the five
2003-05-22 - Written Brilliance
2003-05-21 - Double-crossed
2003-05-20 - Surprise
2003-05-19 - Chi-chi Rodriguez
2003-05-16 - How do you spell "dreidle?"
2003-05-14 - go ahead and skip this one
2003-05-13 - Day by day
2003-05-12 - Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart
2003-05-09 - Ghosts of Christmasses past
2003-05-08 - Found out
2003-05-07 - better
2003-05-06 - Malaise (have I used that one already?)
2003-05-05 - a trailer down by the river
2003-05-02 - Time for a new belt
2003-05-01 - Ha ve a glass of sulk
2003-04-30 - space monkey
2003-04-29 - Stuff
2003-04-25 - Oh, look. A Friday Five.
2003-04-23 - Best. Aunt. Ever.
2003-04-22 - zip it
2003-04-21 - I'm so laz... oh, never mind.
2003-04-18 - Celebritease
2003-04-17 - There's death, too!
2003-04-16 - I win again
2003-04-16 - Facts
2003-04-15 - Way out of Egypt
2003-04-14 - reading, playing and arachnids
2003-04-13 - Flashes
2003-04-11 - Taco Hell
2003-04-10 - Invited
2003-04-09 - I'll take potpourri for 500 please, Alex
2003-04-08 - Nobody's home
2003-04-07 - rugrats
2003-04-04 - The 5
2003-04-03 - drinking and whoring
2003-04-02 - Attention
2003-04-01 - The warm glow of acknowledgement
2003-03-29 - fam
2003-03-28 - justify
2003-03-27 - retirement
2003-03-26 - *yawn*
2003-03-25 - crank
2003-03-24 - 3 day old Friday
2003-03-21 - bad publicity
2003-03-21 - cast
2003-03-20 - I believe I can fly
2003-03-19 - Links
2003-03-19 - The Itchy and Scratchy Show
2003-03-18 - Legs of Authority, ass of ASS
2003-03-17 - The Hives
2003-03-14 - Phoney Five
2003-03-13 - guilty
2003-03-12 - Flatlining
2003-03-11 - Empty
2003-03-10 - Jumpy
2003-03-07 - I forgot the word for Alzheimer's
2003-03-06 - Contact
2003-03-05 - Rolling Stone
2003-03-04 - Olympics of Doom
2003-03-03 - weekend upchuck
2003-02-28 - But I haven't done that since college
2003-02-27 - T Time
2003-02-26 - Waffle Cones
2003-02-25 - Palsy
2003-02-24 - Intro