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2006-09-14

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That one guy from the \"Raro\" tribe sounds like Alan Alda

If you have spoken to me in the last week, you already know this story, but it's so good I have to share it with the rest of of the World Wide World:

That Woman was once married to a guy. Let's call him "Bob." Bob died, suddenly and inexplicably, in the produce department of the store where he worked. I have always contended that Bob simply willed himself to die, rather than have to go back to That Woman for even one more day.

According to That Woman, Bob had nearly died twice before that. In one episode, he had a heart attack. He had a heart attack because he had been kicked in the nuts. He had a heart attack because he had been kicked in the nuts by a homeless guy.

What I want to know is, how much did Bob pay the homeless guy to do that?

8:44 p.m. - 2006-09-14

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