mnvnjnsn's
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To contact send email to mnvnjnsnATSIGNgmailDOTcom. 2003-09-11
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How to have a classic insulin reaction
- Don't eat much dinner.
- For instance, eat only a slice of pizza and some fruit snacks, but take the same amount of insulin you would for a 5 course meal.
- Go to bed early.
- For example, nine-thirty.
- Make sure you've taken all your sleep and mood altering drugs.
- Even better with schnapps!
- Ensconce yourself under plenty of warm bedclothes.
- The more cats, the better (this is important later).
- Waft in and out of sleep for about an hour.
- I recommend cats that make lots and lots of noise at night. It helps to get up and tend to them occasionally while still drugged out and half asleep.
- Finally fall into a deep sleep.
- Don't worry, the insulin will take care of itself.
- Wake up in a pool of sweat, fearful and confused.
- Be sure to get out of bed knowing you're supposed to do something, but you just don't know what.
- Scuffle about the house in the dark, periodically taking off a piece of clothing.
- Look for the cats! There was something important to do with the cats! What's that light? Where am I? Is this my house? Choo choo!
- Realize your blood sugar is low.
- I find spend 10 minutes standing in front of the fridge trying to decide what to eat a helpful way to waste precious brain cells.
- Eat a quarter pint of Ben & Jerry's.
- mmmmm Chocolate Fudge Brownie....
- Notice halfway through that you're naked and you don't know why.
- Go back to bed.
- It's clear from your partner's uninterrupted sleep that he/she doesn't love you at all. But you cheated death again anyway! Ha! But wake him/her up anyway, you need a hug.
Good times!
3:22 p.m. - 2003-09-11
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