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To contact send email to mnvnjnsnATSIGNgmailDOTcom. 2004-07-01
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Booked!
Email to Patton Oswalt: Subject: Possible Speaking EngagementDear Mr. Oswalt, In light of the recent "What is Funny" piece on The Onion, I just wanted to extend an invitation to speak at my funeral, once it has a definite book date. I figure most of my friends will need a good pick-me-up right about then, and you're just the guy. Besides, we used to see your show back in the day at Tommy T's when you were opening for "better" comedians, so you kinda owe me. Ill get back to you on the timing of the event. I've been feeling OK lately, but I've been catching my cats giving me weird looks lately. Warmest regards, Mnvnjnsn Email from Patton Oswalt: Subject: RE: Possible Speaking EngagementIf there is anything I can do to speed your demise, let me know. Anything for a fan. PATTON My funeral has a headliner! Woo-hoo! Remember, two drink minimum. Don't forget to tip the waitstaff.
9:30 p.m. - 2004-07-01
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