mnvnjnsn's Diary To contact send email to mnvnjnsnATSIGNgmailDOTcom. 2005-05-07
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Random sentence completion. I stole this meme from gem-chan, because I'm just that lazy. My uncle once: had two families. He was a travelling pharmaceutical salesman and knocked up a nurse in Chicago. He sold condoms for chrissakes! Never in my life: have I been to Disney World. When I was five: I had a t-shirt with a picture of a Beatles lunchbox on it. High School was: forgettable, except I met my husband there. I will never forget: the day my father died. I once met: Garry Shandling. There�s this girl I know who:'s real name was April May. Once, at a bar: I won a go-go dancing contest. The prize? A frozen turkey. By noon I�m usually: sleepy. Last night: I got stoned and watched America's Funniest Home Videos. If I only had: a job. Next time I go to church, I: will write sardonic notes to my sister during the sermon and complain about the choice of hymns. When I turn my head left, I see: a blank wall. When I turn my head right, I see: a TV and an atomic clock. You know I�m lying when: I'm talking to you. What I miss most about the eighties: My two father-having, Estelle-free years. If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I�d be: Rosenkrantz. By this time next year: I'll be celebrating the one year anniversary of answering this meme. A better name for me would be: Maebe F�nke. I have a hard time understanding: calculus and christians. If I ever go back to school I�ll: be confused. You know I like you if: make me laugh. If I won an award, the first person I�d thank would be: Newman. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens, and Geraldine Ferraro: Oh, WHO shall I ask to prom?!? Take my advice, never: let anyone inject glucose directly into your IV. My ideal breakfast is: German pancake. A song I love, but do not have is: one I haven't heard yet. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: You evacuate immediately. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, and track stars: these are a few of my favorite thhiiings. Why won�t anyone: let me emigrate? If you spend the night at my house, don�t: expect much. I�d stop my wedding: too late! The world could do without: the current administration. I�d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: meet Ann Coulter. My favorite blonde is: Dave Foley. Paper clips are more useful than: paperweights. If I do anything well, it�s: nap. The last time I was drunk, I: went to bed early. And, by the way: the call is coming from inside the house. 9:07 p.m. - 2005-05-07 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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