mnvnjnsn's Diary To contact send email to mnvnjnsnATSIGNgmailDOTcom. 2004-09-29
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh, I'm withering all right You know, I really shouldn't give away my bartending secrets before my bartending career has even begun, but I just can't stop dreaming about the day my first drunken frat boy approaches the bar, intent on "stumping the bartender." I believe it will unfold thusly: Frat boy: Hey, baby. I'll have a "Sexy russian blowjob from the back on the beach. Heh heh. Then I raise my right eyebrow and the foe is vanquished. Unless he answers "Mountain Dew," then I just say "Ew" and kick him out of the bar. 7:49 p.m. - 2004-09-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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