mnvnjnsn's
Diary
To contact send email to mnvnjnsnATSIGNgmailDOTcom. 2006-08-04
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Questions, Statements and Recommendations
Questions --Do snakes ever pick fights with other snakes? --If Jehovah's Witnesses believe that only 144,000 souls (all JW, of course) get into heaven, why do they keep knocking on my door trying to talk me into becoming one? --Why does Carlos Mencia have his own show? --What ever happened to Fruit Wrinkles? --Why does my cat keep getting the same diseases as me?* --Why is there no Jamba Juice in downtown Portland? --Why would a cat roll on her back and look all cute if she didn't want to be scritched there? --How did Mary Lynn Rajskub go from Mr. Show to Rush Limbaugh? Statements --For the record, I hated Mel Gibson long before his last 15 questionsable kerfuffles. --BBC America is evil in its plan to show excellent British comedy that is not available in region one DVD format. --I haven't yet accepted the fact that I am pretty much too old to achieve any of the dreams I had 25 years ago. --I am trying to use the phrase "Your judgment is pants" as a derogatory and flippant dismissal of people who irritate me. --My company is willing to send me to Sacramento for four days, even though the hotel is charging them $330 a night. In Sacramento. --My husband almost refuses to watch TV news wuth me anymore because I talk back to the TV too much. It surprises me that he doesn't like it; I am quite amusing. Recommendations --Go to cafe press and do a search for "Stephen Colbert." You will be delighted. --Go to Scotland. It's really nice there. Norway, too, is vastly underrated. --Sorbet really is refreshing. --This is the best line of hotel toiletries ever. I will be taking as many soaps as I can whilst I am there. *Phlyd has been diagnosed with: Asthma, random cysts, thyroid problems, bad teeth, bladder infections, affection for tabbies, arthroscopic issues and-- this just in-- kidney stones.
8:32 p.m. - 2006-08-04
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