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Tony Curtis has a commercial out right now for Vegas, or maybe some casino in Vegas, and whenever it comes on, I can't take my eyes off him. Not that I think he's handsome, mind you, although he did have a certain something in his Some like it Hot years. No, it's his evident plastic surgery that transfixes me. The man is taut and shiny and bloody frightening. I read in People magazine (shut up) that a majority of pretty people who are over 50 have had some kind of plastic surgery, but I think Tony Curtis must have had some sort of telethon where celebrites donated their old surgeries to him.

I'm watching Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. It's the perfect show for those of us who like to think of ourselves as cool and quirky, but who aren't actually cool enough to have anything to do besides update their online journals at nine o'clock on a Saturday night. It helps that it's on the network that bills itself as the "The New Network for Men." I don't feel unpopular enough. I've got to watch the NotSpike network and help aging Chipsters make their numbers. Argh.

God bless Gael at Pop Culture Junk Mail. I sent her a link to my Remembering Laci entry, and she mentioned it in Friday's column. I got nearly 500 hits, and most of them probably weren't people I know! What a coup. If any of you came back to see if I had anything else to say, clearly I don't. But thanks for coming anyway!

9:42 p.m. - 2003-06-28


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